butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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