super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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