with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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