your room smells of hookers.
And success
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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