Duck Duck Cougar?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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