i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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