Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
false alarm. still invincible.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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