My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I have fence marks all over my body
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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