This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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