people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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