he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
