So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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