I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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