i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Oh Jesus.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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