YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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