You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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