Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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