she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's blow job season.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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