just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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