Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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