as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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