their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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