the condom got lost in my hair
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(