He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
