Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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