I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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