its not stalking. its research.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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