Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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