I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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