He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I need you to use more vowels.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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