You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
