when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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