Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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