So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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