I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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