So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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