I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Randomize
