i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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