What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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