it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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