I just saw a hot homeless man
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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