I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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