I wish I could punch you in the face.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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