so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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