I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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