Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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