Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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