that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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