My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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