is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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