Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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