i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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