New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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