Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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